A boy who is very desperate to get his issues solved. The nature of his problems is extraordinary to say the least, therefore his ramblings get deleted (and his account, at times, too), but that does not stop him. He lives with his family in Chattanooga, TN, with his retarded younger brother Bobby and a demented Father. He also has a Grandfather who goes by the name "Buzzsaw" and is a total maniac, and possibly an older brother, who's currently being held in a mental asylum. Additional characters include Tony's psychiatrist Jenny and Gary the silverback gorilla.

Alfredo is a middle-aged pervert who also happens to live in Chattanooga. His greatest passion is to get a partner, a loving woman, but his perversions render that impossible. He spends his time gardening, tinkering with things at home and purchasing strange items. At times he has to refund them, at times delivery fails, so he goes out searching for his stuff with just one question on his mind: "Where is it....?".

Sarge is a military man who resigns somewhere in a secret facility (..in Chattanooga, as you might have guessed) called "Sector-Z". He is short-spoken, always gets things done and doesn't like indecisiveness and incompetence in others. He made his first appearance on Mormon.org, where he unsuccessfuly tried to order their book to his facility. The agents laughed him out of the chat and recognized him every time he'd go back, so he gave up on religion. Sadly, none of the images of these events are available.

An insane resident of that same ol' city in TN. He's been looking for his hairdresser and an Aids Syringe for a long time, but still hasn't found either one of these. As a result, he is very irritated and doesn't like it when people can't help him with his inquiries.

A secret society that does everything they can to halt Tony's plans. From staging accidents to attacking him in broad daylight, they are not the kind of people you'd want to mess with. It is rumored that Yahoo Answers user Kelvin is a high-ranking member of the Penile Investors, and possibly even their leader. They only drive yellow toyota prius cars, which therefore should be avoided at all costs.

A much bigger organisation than one would imagine. CIA Galapagos is the central hub for total world domination and mind control conspiracies, which are achieved through various methods, such as, but not limited to, shutting down Yahoo Answers, removing live support chat features and hiding the sacred recipe of the Bill Clinton Sandwich and so forth. The chairman of CIA Galapagos is Brian, a Walmart customer support service employee. Although there are rumors that a much higher authority, codename "The Patriarch", is present in their ranks...

Tony's best allies and the strongest men in Nashville - the Wrecking Crew are named after the Overkill song by the same name. They are responsible for thrashing several Kroger stores due to the their involvement with the CIA Galapagos penile elixir shipments to Guadelupa. The wrecking crew are virtually useless allies as all they can do is wreck-wreck, but they pack a good punch against the likes of Kelvin.

The opposing team. The Penis Men were assembled to deal with the dentist deepthroat incidents of 2020. Soon enough they expanded and began tracking down movements of Penile Investors. However, after triangulating their location they all were kidnapped by unknown men driving a yellow toyota prius and taken somewhere far away... It is now Tony's turn to help. Will the penis men be saved? Stay tuned to find out...

Yahoo! Answers Retrospective (2017-2021)

2017 :: I began posting on Y!A in February. The name of the account, it's questions, answers and fate are lost to history. At this point yahoo was still preserved in it's original form. Level 7 users could change your question's category (tossing most of mine into spam) and mods deleted drivel and spam after a day or so. Persistent trolls and spammers would have their accounts set "under review" aka banned.
Late 2018 :: Tony Erik rejoins to continue the mission of his predecessor. And so begins the Tony Dynasty. Once Tony Erik got banned, Tony II went in to replace him. From now the efforts were finally screencapped (though many were still lost). Once Tony II was set "under review", Tony III quickly replaced him.
It is at this time that a YA oldfag named "Kelvin" (who has interacted with my questions since 2017) turned into a sort of an arch-enemy.
2019 :: YA was updated, there was now a hideous new design, posting questions no longer required any points (5 per question, received by answering other questions, answers also limited to 20 or so), making the efforts easier.
2020 :: Admins "temporarily" turned off answer replies to "keep it civil" around the summer of 2020. This ended up being a permanent change. Next up was Kelvin's sudden dissapearance in February of 2021. Judging by the fact that the number of points he had continued changing, he most likely continued to post, but anonymously. Fireball's (a middle-aged woman who posted Pearl-tier replies in Religion & Spirituality) account was also banned around this time.
March 2021 :: It seemed like most random posters vanished and moderators had all abandoned their duty. As Fireball continued grinding her new account back to Level 7, some troll decided to mess with everyone and spread rumors of an upcoming June 1st "Yahoo Orange" update. People were pissed (as there was nothing else for them to do on this withering site). Daniel, McWeasel, LAN and anonymous bastards reply with the same answer to each one of these questions. NO there isn't an orange yahoo. Not even in singapore. And no official app either.
I used my 7th and 8th accounts to fuel the fire. Fake announcements promising yahoo users everything from new features to the introduction of an indian caste system or even an official yahoo cryptocurrency. And, of course, a sneak peek into some upcoming yahoo designs (usually referred to by the trolls as "colors"). You can find these in the right most column.
Out of the blue on April 15th the shutdown was announced and any hopes of there being anything on June 1st were dispersed. 15 days later the website was set into read-only mode and then, on May 5th, finally was killed off by it's cruel handlers at Verizon.