LAST UPDATED 08.12.2022

08.12.2022 - 5 new quora pics (more incoming) + Fixed 2 duplicate filenames in the mailru section. There was definitely a problem with the starbucks or walmart links or pics but I'm too lazy to fix it right now. If you find a broken link or wrong link in those sections please do tell. Also, I slightly tweaked the design but it's still a mess.

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Questions & Answers
Tony Helps Other People
My Best Friend Is Dead
I Am Being Stalked
URGENT! I Smell Really Bad
Programming Help
What the hell is that? HELP! URGENT!
Father, Worms and Chickens
HIV-78 UKIP Grenades Black Male Spotted
Another Pack of Questions And Answers
A Bunch of Weird Questions
What's Wrong With Abortions?
Are These Signs of Alzheimers?
Family Member in a Cult
Strange Color Of Feces
Spilled Drink In My Father's Car
Loud Neighbours
Driving On The Wrong Lane
Going To The Store While Naked
Miami Vice Remake by Vin Diesel
Going Deaf
Poisoned Pet Goldfish
Pregnant at 16
Autism Alert
Grandaddy's Buzzsaw
Stairway To Heaven
My Friend's Name?
Stolen Wheelchair
Speeding Ticket When In Garage
Who Is Wrong In This Situation?
Police Violence
Pizza Hut Gang Weed (By ???)
My Son Watches Porn
Mailbox Booby Trap
Trump 2020 MAGA
Fukushima No Translator
Too Much TV
You Can Come On Here
Refund On A Strange Item
Dad's Car Got Stolen
Captcha (HELLO JIM)
Strange Phonecalls
Strange People (Kelvin At His Best)
A Man Is Trying to Run Me Over
What's an "Alt-Right"?
Is World War 3 Imminent?
Irreputable Proof
Road Incident
Threatening Voice Mail
Insuline Resistance
People Ringing Our Doorbell
Is My Father Being Scammed?
Falsely Arrested
Dietary Habits
Is There No Longer Hope?
Brother Got Kidnapped
Dangerous Neighbours
Forgot To Pay Taxes
A Man Is Stalking Me
Father's Eating Habits
Computer Infected By My Father
Father's Questionable Videos
Father's Addicted To Megadeth
Who Is The Federal Reserve?
Could That Be A Tumor?
Eviction Notice
People Sneaking Onto Our Property
Grandfather Gone Psychotic
Dog Is Acting Strange?
Can I Eat My Foreskin?
Strange Person On A Plane
Monkey As A Pet
Putrid Ball Sacking
Coughing Person On A Plane
Should I Skip Going To Work?
Kidney Stones
Dissolving A Kidney Stone
Crying Father
Sleight Of Hand Trick
Kicked Out Of The House
Coworker's Tonsil Stones
Coworker's Kidney Stones (By Dany Burton)
Coworker's Dog
Coworker's Kiss
Coworker's Brother's Poodel
Coworker's In Pain
Tony Helps Other People, Again
Seducing A Coworker
Kidney Stones Hurt
Wisdom Teeth
Dental Wisdom Removal
Foreskin Teeth
My Girlfriend Left Me
Is This Legal In US?
Banned From Airplane
Father Has Diabetes
Do I Have Corona? (By ???)
Embarassed Myself
My Camera Is Broken
Bizarre Fantasies
How Much Should I Shower?
Buying A Car?
Do I Look Suspicious?
Coffee Machine Sex
Sex Offender At Walmart
Sex Offender At Taco Bell
Cult of Applientology
The Cheese Grater Accident
Metal Head Dad
Didn't You Just Ask?
I Will Defecate In 5 Minutes
Dang Ol' Scrotum
Kelvin's Return
Stretching Over Mexico
Kelvin's Mission Statement
Father's Penis Falls Off
Anonymous Stalker
Fish Tank Issue?
Dentist Deepthroats Goldfish
Kelvin is Furious
Kelvin Is Begging
Walmart Dairy Aisle
Testicles Specifically In Cement
Incident At Walmart?
Kicked Off Of A Bus?
Excuse Me What Is This
Goldfish Tank On A Stovetop
Son Is A Braindead Moron
How Do I Talk To My Son?
Son Does Bad Things
Doctor On A Plane
Intercourse On A Plane
My Father Is Terminally Ill
My Dad Is Drunk?
Did You Vote Today?
Arrested For Voting
Hearing Aid For Seniors
Prevented From Voting?
My Pet Is Dieing
Donated To The Wrong Bank
Father Hates My Pet
How Can I Hide My Pet?
My Wife Has An Affair?
Kelvin Is Sick?
Dog Foreskin Translation? (By Dany Burton)
Who Is Donald Trump? (By Dany Burton)
Romanian Abortion (By Dany Burton)
Is Evolution Real
Riding A Horse
Tony's Answers pt.3
Acid Freakout
Tony Stalks A Woman
Father Gave Me The "Talk"
Run Them Over
True Or False: Mooses?
True Or False: Black People?
True Or False: Penile Machine?
True Or False: Ask Jeeves?
Last Time You Were Assaulted?
Should I Break Up?
Moving To Florida
Is It Dangerous Outside?
Christmas Tree (By ???)
Refusing Abortion?
Truth or False: Ferris Wheel?
Loud Neighbors?
Principal Shot My Mouse? (By Dany Burton)
How To Lose Weight Fast?
Legal Issues At The Parking Lot?
Opinion On This Situation?
Steroids: Good Or Bad?
What's The Deal With Masks?
Merry Christmas Kelvin
I Am Looking For Tony
Kelvin, Are You A Nonce? (By Samass)
Supplements For Tremors (By ???)
Sperm Bank Theft (By Dany Burton)
Can I Live Without A Urethra? (By Dany Burton)
Arrested In A Pub?
What To Do If I Cough Bad?
Speaking Two Languages?
How Do I Change The Sound?
My Neighbor Is Morphing?
Roller Skating In Detroit?
Sign Language On TV?
Is This Dangerous? Help Me?
Rise of the Machine
How Cool Is Pearl L?
Who Ruined Fireball's Account?
Juan: Best Of pt.1 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.2 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.3 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.4 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.5 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.6 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.7 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.8 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.9 (By Juan Mutant)
Juan: Best Of pt.10 (By Juan Mutant)
Yahoo Announcement
Global Warming Debunked
Americans In London
Newspaper Slandered My Father?
Smuggling A Pig
Arrested At Krispy Kreme
Are Homosexuals Dangerous?
Father Doesn't Let Me Have Pets?
Yahoo Orange Update Is Cancelled?
Broken Camera (From 2018)
Father Is Upset With The Shutdown?
Please Don't Tell Me It's Real?
Father Castrated Himself?
Father Likes To Roam Naked On The Street?
What If Pearl L Is A Genius? (By Anonymous)
How To Write An Article? (By Dany Burton)
Yahoo Shutdown By CIA Galapagos?
Father Posessed By A Demon?
Circumsision On A Stovetop?

Walmart Warfare
Starbucks Skirmishes
Garden Hose (Swearing)
Garden Hose 2
Hello Mexican
Hello Mexican 2
Improper Messages
Strudel Chlamidya
Illegal Immigrant
Lots of Email
Domain Name Question (Interrogation)
Diversity Hires (Illiterate)
Trapped 2
Trapped 3
Robotic Vacuum Cleaner (By VKasan)
Can i Cum on you?(By VKasan)
Refund on Marvin
Egyptian Moose BDSM
Back In Time (By Durdge-o)
Dog Nuke (By Durdge-o)
Clarissa The Troon
Rocket Fuel (Big Cock)
Karlos Toilet
Karlos 2 (Constipated)
lol lol lolol
Close The Chat Immediately
My Bobby
The Most Sincere Correspondence
The Most Sincere Correspondence 2
NiHao Ted Nugent
Odorless, Leak Free
Michelle Dude Version
King Of The Britons
Visually Impaired
Waht Is English?
Moloko V Bratislavu
I NEED a Machine
Carbohydrator Annoyance
Skillet Refund Madness
Gor-Gor Demonoid Monster
My Son Just Had A Stroke
Long Name
Long Name 2
Ball Sacking (By VKasan)
Bad Impersonation (By VKasan)
So Spooky (By VKasan)
Karlos Toilet 3 (Halloween)
Demonoid Deep Throat
Starbucks False Flag
Coffee Is Faulty
Mayo Overdose
Stuck In Toilet (By VKasan)
Walmart Is Better (By VKasan)
Starbucks Rewards
Hi Honey
Cumshots In My Coffee
A Deal You Can't Refuse
Nokia Eric 12278 auf Deutsch
Big Man
Big Man 2
Big Man 3
A Nutritient Frog
Naked Person & Chlamidya
Free Coffee Scam (Failure)
A Gift for Walmart (Suspicious)
Kelvin Finds A Job
Maskless Customer
I Would Like You To Stop
Bill Clinton Sandwich (pt.1 - The Inquiry)
George Bush Sandwich (pt.2)
Saddam Hussein Special
Badger Pythagorean Theorem?
Psychiatrist Dairy Aisle Sex
Favorite Bill Clinton Sandwich Of 1987
Federal Reserve Stole My Father's Bike
Has A Bird Ever Shat In Your Mouth?
CIA Yellow Toyota Prius
Sharting Up The Bus
Urinating In The Bus
Swallow Fish And Stare At The Cashier?
Bull Testicle
Landlord Harassment (By Dany Burton)
Brick On The Table
Urethral Excavator
CIA Furiously Defecated?
Cockroach In My Urethra (By Dany Burton)
Walking Around With The Plumbing Pipe?
Plumbing Pipe Confiscation?
Kidney Stones
Ballsack On An Anthill
Put 3 Insects Into Your Urethra
Quora User Reposts The Previous Question
Gothic Vagina (By Dany Burton)
Answering Questions (By Dany Burton)
Car Alive & Speaking Hindi
Accidentally Walk Into Urethra
20 ml Pee Bus Fare
Cat Farts (By ???)
Tourists Urinate On Big Ben?
Tourists Urinate On WCT?
Drink From The Soap Dispenser?
Pour 20ml Urine Into Soap Dispenser?
Spearmint Gum Lodged In Urethra?
Throw A Microwave Into A Rhino
Chemotherapy Or 2 Crates of Monster?
Cure Cancer Or Bring Back Gerald Ford?
Car Keeps Giving Instructions
2 Consenting Adults & A Pufferfish
Healthy Pitbull Dog Drinks Monster?
Redbull During Pregnancy
Redbull At The Funeral
Redbull Into Urethra Through A Funnel
Bull Drinks 10 Cans Of Redbull
Bull Drinks Whiskey
Big Ben Elephant Attack
Elizabeth II Trying To Destroy Big Ben
Elizabeth II Trapped Inside The Big Ben
Princess Diana Died Of Shagging
Princess Diana Died Of Budweiser
Boars Trying To Destroy The Royalty
Flattening 30 Hedgehogs
Gebrils In Malt Liquor
Flying Drones Without A Colonoscopy
Daughter Does DMT (By Dany Burton)
Can I Get Pregante (By Dany Burton)
Answering Questions 2 (By Dany Burton)
Answering Question 3 (By Franklin R.)
3 Bowls Of Captain Crunch
Refunding Hadron Colliders
Pitbull Bet (By Dany Burton)
Mathematical Question (By Dany Burton)
Beer During Vivisection
Birmingham Relocated
AIDS Intuition Test
Tour De France In Birmingham
Tour De France On A Jumbo Jet
Perverse Turbine
Expired Food In Birmingham
Funeral Rehearsal (By Dany Burton)
Pitbull Inside A House (By Dany Burton)
Pitbull Essence (By Dany Burton)
Consuming Vegetables
Where Them Teeth?
Should I Pawn?
Breastfeed With Liquor
Are Prostate Exams Illegal?
Alchaholic Brother (By RustyMoon)
Pulling Woodlice (By RustyMoon)
Gout Via Horse AIDS (By RustyMoon)
200mph Collision With A Pitbull (By RustyMoon)
Colostomy Bag Seduction
Nikola Tesla's Coil In Urethra
Tesla's Electric Colostomy

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Водолаз В Кастрюле Супа
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Как Варить Курийцное Яийчко?
Третья Стадия Куриного Лаптя
Законсервировал Кролика
Монстр В Супе
Странные Болезни
Необычный Суп
Проблема С Домом
Супы Разных Стран
Суп Народов Казахстана
Суп С Харчками
Суп Шеф Повара В Китае
Рецепт Горохового Супа
Майский Суп
Меня Монстры Покусали
Мужик Ворует Мебель
Собачку Пиццой Накормил
Туалетный Утенок
Праздничный Ужас
Вместо Швабры Вырос Веник
Как Пасти Корову В Квартире?
Мистика На Даче
Суп Доширак
Как Застраховать Колеса
Пробелма Моего Хомека
Продажа Свиного Рыла
Как Починить Люстру
Как Научить Включать Раковину
Не Умеет Включать Водопровод
Как Отремонтировать Проводку
Как Снять Проклятье С Кастрюли
Как Арестовать Камаз?
Рецепт Кетчупа, Проверьте
Тортик Для Сыночка
Консервировать Торт В Банке
Определить Температуру Баклажана
Концентрат Огурца В Салатик
Куда Поступить На Работу
Как Активировать Вдыхалку?
Микроволновка Сломалась
Где У Человека Глаз?
Где У Человека Глаз? ч.2
День Смеха - Кулинария
Шутка Про Похудение
Шутка Про Качалку
Шутка В Новый Год
Шутка 2 Про Рождество
Шутка 3 Новый Фильм Ужасов
Шутка В Ресторане
Юмор Попугай Шутка 2017
Шутка От Которой Захлебнешься
Шутка Про Динозавров
Шутка Про Еду И Плесень
Задорная Шутка
Юморной Прикол
Шутка Про Деда
Пранк В Кинотеатре
Фильм С Вандамом
Диарея В Бане
Бросить В Раздумье Банку Кетчупа
А Че Ты Кто Кому Кому
Помогите Кто То Насрал
Мебель На Колесиках
Фотопарат Сдох...
Кудахчить, Брынзить и Гармошить
Фотик Сдох
Промшыгнуть, Захлюпнуть Эрик
Научить Правильно Есть Кукурузу
Отчет О Свидетельстве
Путешествия И Херовый Джипиэс
Продам Жареный Носок
Проиграл В Хоккей
Булка Взорвалась, Начинка Обожглась
Взорвалась Кока Кола
Как Вырасттьи Подсолных
Нахаркали Мне В Еду
Вот Так Веселимся
Гурме По Французски
Какойто Дурачок Их Разрушило
Хочу Подарить Жене Кольцо
Туристы В Стране Рапогоа Дузура
Нужно Ли Указывать Децибеллы
Сосед Задрал
Сосед Вышел Покурить
Сосед Кидает Фейерверки
Травма У Соседа
Помогите С Домашними Животными
Как Незаметно Обезвредить Весы?
Сракены Душат Горносранка
Случайно Смыл Кофе
Трактор По Пин-Коду
Рыба В Штонах
Рецепт Пельменей
Сосед Понюхал Мой Мотоцыкел
Ремонт Свиного Рыла
Трагично Испражнить Розу
Пересолил Суп
Готовка Супа На Дикой Природе
Еда В Самолете
Застраховать Бардачок По Каско
Драндулет Сломался Развалился
Как Сделать Окно?
Готовка В-Банки
Огуречный Шкварцит
Пуфик Фуфло
Вольфрамовая Кастрюля
Кабачки В Пароварке
Блины В Мультиварке
Блины В Пароварке
Собираюсь В Поездку
Проблема С Креслом-Качалкой
Проблема С Бензином
Микроволновка В Духовке
Как Пользоваться Микроволновкой
Инопланетные Захватчики
Страшный Фильм
Булочка С Начинкой
Не Можем Открыть Консервы
Случайно Сгорел Холодильник
Язык Древних Танцоров
Утопился В Чайнике
Рецепт Блюда "Супчик"
Картошку В Суп
Проблема С Загородным Домом
Как Правильно Хранить Мебель?
Микроволновка Взбесилась
Ребенок Разгромил Квартиру
Как Греть Еду В Микроволновке
Слово Петербург
Меня Сожрали
Машина Улетела В Санузел
Пульт Отремонтирую
Машина Улетела В Санузел
Собака Застряла В Трубе
Срать Хочу
Какие Вопросы Вы Любите
Воняю Подмышкой
Половой Акт С Банкой Кетчупа
Дудик Каспин Тортик
Вот Такое Развлечение
Вилка В Микроволновке
Завел Скот Козу Быка
Рецепт Булочки С Маком
Случайно Повредил Холодильник
Как Разогнать Тачку На Педалях
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Подборка Лучших Ответов 5
Подборка Лучших Ответов 6
Неудавшиеся Вопросы
Неудавшиеся Вопросы 2
Неудавшиеся Вопросы 3
Неудавшиеся Вопросы 4
Неудавшиеся Вопросы 5
Неудавшиеся Вопросы 6
Неудавшиеся Вопросы 7
Неудавшиеся Вопросы 8
Змея, Кошка И Крыса
Билет В Эфиопию
Вкусные Пироженки
Beef Jerky
Лечение В Полевых Условиях
Странное Питание Ребенка
Рыгаем И Блюем
Напалмовые Газы В Животе
Змея Нырнула В Унитаз
Сага О Лосях, ч.1
Фотография Внука (By VKasan)
Фотография Сына
Зубные Протезы
Ночевка В Лесу
Рецепт Торта
Мы Будем Хрумкать
Застраховать Автомобиль
Отравился Пельменями
Пиво С Молоком
Друг Сдает Квартиру
Кабаны На Балконе
Мушечный Краб
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The Best Of MF16HLA, pt.1
The Best Of MF16HLA, pt.2
The Best Of MF16HLA, pt.3
The Best Of MF16HLA, pt.4
The Best Of PJ60VRN, pt.1
The Best Of PJ60VRN, pt.2

Roger Roger
Aids Syringe
Dirty Talk
A Question to Discuss

Et Cetera
Weird Kidney Stone Guy (By Dany Burton)
Cummed In My Taco
Famous Videogame
Urethral Inspection Via A Fat Man
Universal Group: The Last Straw Email
Funny Comments
Two Foreskins
Wife's Pitbull
Locked In Chastity
Aunt's Panties (By ???)
Misbehaving Dog?
Застрял В Туалете (By VKasan)
Застрял В Туалете 2 (By VKasan)
Кот Насрал На Телефон (By VKasan)
Странный Микрофон
Холодильник Протекает
Идите Нахрен, В Жопу
Напишите Мне Эссе
Какой У Вас Вопрос?

Schizopics (Newest to Oldest)
2020 :: LandRover on Moon Refusal| FEMA on the MOON

Meet the Characters

Tony, Bobby & Father Erik
Yahoo Answers, Omegle

A boy who is very desperate to get his issues solved. The nature of his problems is extraordinary to say the least, therefore his ramblings get deleted (and his account, at times, too), but that does not stop him. He lives in a family in Chattanooga, TN, with his retarded young brother Bobby and a demented Father. He also has a Grandfather who goes by the name "Buzzsaw" and is a total maniac, and possibly an older brother, who's currently being held in a mental asylum. Additional characters include Tony's psychiatrist Jenny and Gary the silverback gorilla.

Alfredo Erectic
Walmart Live Chat

Alfredo is a middleaged pervert, who also just happens to live in the city of Chattanooga. His greatest passion is to get a partner, a loving woman, but 'cause his behaviour, it's not ever gonna happen. He spends his time gardening, tinkering with things at home and purchasing strange items. At times he has to refund them, or the delivery does not happen, and so he goes out searching for his stuff with just one question on his mind: "Where is it....?".

Mormon.org Chat, Walmart Live Chat

Sarge is a military man who resigns somewhere in a secret facility (..in Chattanooga), at a place called "Sector-Z". He is short-spoken, always gets things done and doesn't like indecisiveness and incompetence in others. He made his first appearance on Mormon.org, when he tried to order their book to his facility. The agents laughed him out of the chat and recognized him every time he'd go back, so he gave up on religion. Sadly, none of the images of these events are available.

Chattanooga Madman

An insane resident of that same ol' city from TN. He's been looking for his hairdresser and an Aids Syringe for a long time, but still hasn't found either one of these. As a result, he is very irritated and doesn't like it when people can't help him with his troubles.

Батя и Сын
Mailru Ответы

Слабоумный повар, у которого из кастрюль всегда выскакивают монстры. Не женат. Любит готовить и путешевствовать. От кулинарной бесовщины сын вырос ненормальным и всегда носит с собой дрель Ямаха чтобы побороть чертей. Несмотря на отсутствие мозгов оба умудряются не только жить но и докладывать о своих проблемах на главный вопросник рунета.

Эрик Фотокамерщик
Mailru Ответы

На самом деле он - не Эрик. Его лишь интересовало как можно починить камеру Сони Эриксон (Эрик - вкратце). Однако разъяренные ответчики посчитали что это его имя. С тех пор он безуспешно пытается загренканить, прокудахчить, пробрынзить и пропердонить, и даже прогармошить свой бедный фотоаппарат. Чертополох с именем Эрик напрямую привело к зарождению Тони Эрика. В настоящее время фотографирует лосей на свой Айпад Про.

Дудик Каспин-Тортик
Mailru Ответы

Кто он? По слухам - Сракен уничтожитель. Пекарь, кулинар. Или же и древнегреческое животное, которое приперлось в чей-то огород. Однако свидетели же доказывают что это мужчина с видеокамерой, который насрал на прилавок в пиццерии. Хм... мужчина с видеокамерой... Быть может?..

Ильям Согрон
Mailru Ответы

Историческая личность, совершившая в 1860х первый половой акт с банкой кетчупа. Жил в Аркадаке и Чубеке. Где это находится незнает никто. Вся последующая информация засекречена.

Meet the Factions

Penile Investors
Chattanooga, TN

A secret society that does everything they can to halt Tony's plans. From staging accidents to attacking him in broad daylight, they are not the kind of people you'd want to mess with. It is rumored that Yahoo Answers user Kelvin is a high-ranking member of the Penile Investors, and possibly even their leader. They only drive yellow toyota prius cars, avoid those at all costs.

CIA Galapagos

A much bigger organisation than you can imagine. CIA Galapagos is the central hub for total world domination and mind control, achieved through various methods, such as, but not limited to, as shutting down Yahoo Answers, removing live support chat features and hiding the sacred recipy of the Bill Clinton Sandwich. The chairman of the CIA is Brian, from Walmart customer support. Although there are rumors that a much higher authority by the codename "The Patriarch" is present in their ranks...

Wrecking Crew
United States of America

Tony's best allies and Nashville's strongest men - the Wrecking Crew are named after the Overkill song of the same name. They are responsible for thrashing several Krogers due to the store's involvement with CIA Galapagos penile elixir shipments to Guadelupa. The wrecking crew are virtually useless allies as all they can do is wreck-wrec, but they pack a good punch against the likes of Kelvin.

The Penis Men
Chattanooga, TN

The opposing team. The Penis Men were assembled to deal with the dentist deepthroat incidents of 2020. Soon enough they expanded and began tracking down movements of Penile Investors. After triangulating their location however, soon enough they all were kidnapped by unknown men driving a yellow toyota prius and taken somewhere far away... It is now Tony's turn to help. Will the penis men be saved? Stay tuned to find out...

Местоположение Отсутсвует

Глобальная мафия, в которую входят разнообразные монстры. Обожают кулинарию, нападают прямо из кастрюль и банок. Ездят на Ниссанах, вооружены и опасны. Иногда притворяются водолазами, чертями дъявольского полка и вербуют собак (порода какая-то серая). Главные враги Бати кулинара и его сына.

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YAHOOkers: You Can Come on Here and Troll

I began posting on Y!A in february of 2017. The name of the account, it's questions, answers and fate are lost in history.
Late 2018.. Tony Erik joins in continue the mission of his predecessor. And so begins the Tony Dynasty. Once Tony Erik got banned, Tony II went in to replace him. From now the efforts were finally screencapped. Once Tony II was set to be "under review", Tony III quickly replaced him.
It is at this time that a YA oldfag begins to get upset with the spammin. The man that has been seen answering my questions since 2017, Kelvin, becomes hostile towards Tony III.
The peak of Kelvin's perfomance was during the so called "Kelvin Saga" (Starts with "You Can Come On Here" in 2nd column and ends with "A Man Is Trying To Run Me Over", although Kelvin shows up in almost every question afterwards too). Kelvin usually blocks my accounts so i can't reply to him until i make a new one, which i usually do every half a year or so when i get "set under review" (Y!A speak for banned).

      In 2019 YA was updated, letting you post questions without needing to stockpile points first, making the efforts easier.
In late 2020 they "temporarily" turned off replying to answers to "keep it civil". This was the first sign of impending doom. Why? Because they would never bring them back. The second sign of doom was Kelvin's sudden dissapearance in February of 2021. Judging by the fact that the number of points he has continued changing, he most likely continued to post, just anonymously (We got him BIG time). Third sign was, of all things, Fireball's account being banned. If you don't know who Fireball is then you really don't need to. She is middle-aged woman posting Pearl-tier replies in Religion & Spirituality.
In March 2021, as Fireball grinds her account back to Level 7, some troll decides to mess with everyone and begins spreading rumors of an upcoming June 1st "Yahoo Orange" update.
People are pissed. Daniel, McWeasel, LAN and anonymous bastards reply with the same answer to each one of these questions. NO there isn't an orange yahoo. Not even in singapore. And no official app... Or is there?
That is where Tony Erik steps in with his 7th and 8th accounts to fuel the fire. What follows is a list of different images I created, promising to patient yahoo users everything from new features and bugfixes to the introduction of an indian caste system or even an official yahoo cryptocurrency. And, of course, a sneak peek into some upcoming yahoo designs (usually referred to by the trolls as "colors").


June 1st Update Indian Caste System
Wanted: Kelvin
Upcoming New Colors
Point Store Announcement
Valentine's Day Event
Yahoo! Crypto Coin (Posted BEFORE the actual announcement!)
Yahoo! Gendarmerie (Don't call, it's a walmart phone)
Green Screen
Prussian Blue
Deep Blue
Dark Lime
Dark Pink
Blood Red (Weasel and Mr.Right called it Hellish Red)
Lemon Lime
Shortly after, the shutdown was announcement and any hopes of there being anything on June 1st were dispersed. OH well.

Walmart Tips & Tricks

As of late 2019 Walmart has redesigned their website and halted the ability to use live support chat if you do not have an associated email. Register an account and then you can proceed to live chat using that. If you don't have a registered email, you are only given the option to receive a call from Walmart.
Now that we got that out of the way, here are some archaic ways of screwing with Walmart live support employees. The bruce force one has been fixed in the new iteration of their chat.

Some Ways to Mess with Walmart Live Chat Employees
-Brute Force - when you are asked to provide an email type "no" several times, or when an agent disconnects, spam messages quick. You can easily get atleast 6 employees in chat. They can only see your messages, not other workers'. This way you can give an entire department a hard time.
-Refund Brute Force - Same, but ask them all for a refund.
-Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob - try to refund a vacuum cleaner because it doesn't suck you off well enough. Or try to buy one for the same cause.
-Foul Language - Swear your ass off in your otherwise normal inquiry. Employees usually try to help you despite the swearing.
While these are pretty fun to do, they don't necessairly make agents say unique things.

*Почему половина картинок с мейлру такие кривые?

Потому что мне практически все пришлось собирать по частям: делать скриншот удаленного вопроса и прикреплять ответы о которых мне пришло сообщение на почту. Просто когда все это писалось изначально, я и не думал ничего сохранять. А пару лет спустя осознал ошибку, но что поделать.

The Sandwich Recipe Arc Promo

ALERT. ALARMA! The Penile Investors, together with their leader Kelvin were caught smuggling a pig through the TSA. Inside the pig was an egg, inside the egg a USB with secret information on a CIA project in creating a new secret cognitive and physical enhancer.
Join our man "Big Fat" Tony, his father "The Chattanooga Madman" and the Wrecking Crew in the brand new SAGA entitled. THE CIA CUISINE.
CIA Galapagos is hiding The recipe for the Bill Clinton Sandwich, Jimmy Carter Sandwich, George Bush Sandwich and other prestigious meals in the CIA Fort guided by the Penile Investors in full body armor, with a Rear End Desecrator 747 Boston Dynamics Tetranuke Turret installed on the top of the Fort.
Kelvin is trying to memoryhole the information about the following meals to prevent the public from finding out.

Comparison of Question & Answers Sites

WebsiteAvailabilityModeration Severity LevelUser ActivityLimits
Yahoo Answers NOLow
Report-Driven Question Deletion
Very HighYes, Level-Based Limitations
10 Questions & 20 Answers Per Day for Level 1 Users
Yahoo Answers Japan YESTBATBATBA
Mailru Otveti YES High Very High Yes, Level-Based Limitations
5 Questions & 20 Answers Per Day for Level 1 Users
Quora YES Moderate High None
Answerbag YES High Moderate None
Answerbank YES Very High
Insant Termination For Trolls
Very High None
Answers.com YES High High None
Answeree.com YES High Low None
Allows To Post Without Registration
GirlsAskGuys.com YES Moderate High Yes, Level-Based Limitations
2 Questions Per Day For Level 1 Users